Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Ebook marketing has been rebooked, tested and proven on the field of the net?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

So your eBook is written and ready to go! But, do you have an eBook marketing plan? A considerate eBook marketing plan is essential to success. EBook marketing has been rebooked, tested and proven on the field of the net. You don't need to pioneer a new frontier. For more help visit to: www.easy-pdf-toolkit.com.Use these tips, and watch your sales grow.
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A Concise History Of Cartoons And Funny Pictures

Monday, July 20th, 2009

We all like to laugh and a smile and there is no quicker way to evoke joy than looking at cartoons and humorous pictures.
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Yes Virginia, There is an Allegorical, Metaphorical, and Culturally Neutered Santa Claus

Monday, July 20th, 2009

As a tyke I remember Santa Claus and the big to do at Christmas. Maybe it was more important back then…today the affluence and indifference of our modern angst has probably diminished both Christmas' and Santa's influence.
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Just A Bus Trip Or A Daytime Nightmare?

Saturday, July 18th, 2009

I found myself having to catch a bus last week, the second week of the children's school summer holiday. I was instructed to take my son to his Grandma's house and with my wife having the car it left me with no choice but to do something that I hadn't done for over twenty years - take the bus.
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The Ultimate Design For The Single Woman

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

You don't get to forty years of age without your fair share of disastrous relationships - and I've had more than my fair share. I'm giving the whole business a wide berth from now on. After all, what do I need a man for?
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Funny Birthday Poem For A Boyfriend

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Have you ever realized that there is better way of sending funny birthday poems for a boyfriend? You are probably sending your funny birthday poem for a boyfriend through the snail mail. Well if you are a member to an online social utility, then it would be easier for you to send messages like those for free. An online social utility is a website where you can sign in or register for free and use all the applications and tools available for you. Post on your blogs, chat online, send messages, post comments on forums and the list goes on.
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An Amusing Look At The Months of The Year

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

The year is split into twelve months. These months help to signify the seasons and break up the year into easily manageable chunks. Each bitesize year portion is given a different name, each based on some old-school mythology. In this article I will say where these names come from.
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Doesn’t Every Litter Bit Still Hurt?

Monday, July 13th, 2009

The Linuses of this world leave litter in their wake. It makes me wonder what their homes look like. It's the people who don't put the refuse of their lives in the proper receptacles who put the rash in trash.
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The Evolution of Gift Giving and Collecting

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

I wonder how the ritual of giving gifts originated. It would have been a gradual thing. Perhaps it started when a caveman first gave the apple of his eye a choice piece of dinosaur haunch to win her favor. If he was successful, it would have caught on and spread like crazy. Then those who never got the really choice pieces of lizard would have tried it with whatever they did have. Pretty rocks or feathers maybe. It wouldn't be long before competition broke out for the favors of the less ugly cavewomen and then obesity would be born from all those extra haunches.
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Resources To Encourage Seat Belt Use In Illinois

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

It is estimated that over 90% of Illinois residents use their seatbelts. This has been the case for the last two years. Yet, apparently 90% isn't good enough for Governor Rod R. Blagojevich. For some reason, he feels that the state needs 100% compliance with the laws requiring people to use seatbelts. He wants to use his resources to make sure that during the 2008 holiday season everyone wears a seatbelt. Many would argue this is their own decision. Why should they be required to wear a seatbelt? They aren't hurting anyone else if they get in a wreck, aren't wearing a seatbelt, and die. They have the resources to make an informed decision about whether or not to wear a seatbelt.
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