Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

TIVO Or Not TIVO?

Friday, December 9th, 2011

The TIVO is dead. At times like this I'm grateful I always wear black because I'm properly dressed for this sad occasion. What? It's not dead? My husband just said something about needing a router.
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Is Hurrying Stressful?

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

There's a difference between being stressed and being in a hurry. I'm a hurrier and I come from a long line of them.
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Wasn’t Making Hard Copies Easier?

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

According to Webster's Dictionary, compute - as in computer - means to make sense. Yeah, right. The only thing that makes sense to me is the carrying case. I understand how to use the zippered compartments and the inside pockets. I also managed to figure out how to use the Velcro strap to secure my computer.
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Would You Rather Be In Philadelphia?

Friday, May 13th, 2011

W.C. Fields said, "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia". It's what he sarcastically suggested as his epitaph.
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Is It A Good Look Or A Stare?

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

Confession of a frustrated female: because it's been four weeks since I last saw my stylist, I've been plagued by bad hair days. I couldn't be more hair challenged if I were the Easter Bunny on disability.
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Whatever Happened To…?

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Whatever happened to the past seven or eight hours? That's what I ask myself when the alarm clock goes off. Because I feel like I just closed my eyes, it's hard to believe it's time to get up. Maybe I should make myself wake up during the night so I can appreciate having been asleep.
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Why Is Mother’s Day Only Once A Year?

Friday, March 25th, 2011

Am I the only mother who wonders why Mother's Day is just once a year? The day a woman brings a child into the world she becomes a mother and she's a mother for the rest of her life.
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Does It Have To Be Picture Perfect?

Friday, February 11th, 2011

I HATE having my picture taken! The expression "take your picture" says it all. It says something's going to be taken and it is - my peace of mind.
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Who Puts The Have Into Have-To’s?

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

Cooking is a daily have-to. When I got married, I saw cooking as my duty. When I had young children, I saw it as my responsibility. Now I'm wearing glasses and I see things differently. Now I see cook as a four-letter word. When bespectacled me was looking for help online, I found "Dream Dinners". Dream Dinners is a food preparation franchise. They provide a fully equipped kitchen, recipes, all the ingredients - pre-measured and pre-cut - as well as take-home containers and clean up. I haven't gone to Dream Dinners yet because I want my family to go with me. If my family wants to get fed, they have to be prepared to get fed up with cooking.
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Do Little, White Lies Keep You Out Of Heaven?

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

You don't look fat, this tastes good, I love it - these are little, white lies. Supposedly we tell them to spare others' feelings. Actually, it's our feelings we want to spare. We want to spare ourselves the hurt of hurting someone else. Truth can hurt - relationships.
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